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Needless to say, my wife will arrange and pay for the care of the child)( while my wife is working.LNJKiL ()<<GGYZhixy  '(69==IIY[ijyz  ++57EHMMYYbbll{| +-57EFQR\^lmxx   +) 88CC ]^ no y{       ++24DEPQ__kkux~ **79KL\\hhy{  "23DFKKXXadnnyy2B1B2B2B2B'B!'(B('4B43CCD3UBV0`B`+mBm+tBu2C1C3C3I1B3B+B'B2B( 2 1B*!A!*)A*1=A>1LAM0^A_1y@z1A'A'A1A1A1A.A.A*A0@0!@!..A..8@90I@I-UAU-`@b)i@k0A1A<F%A%A1A.A'A'A'A0G1A0&@'02@30=@='JAJ'R@R'_A_0n@o1}A1A.A.A1A&A1A1A1AXkPk\kYkfjRjR)k,[:k<[JkKP\k]Pejf[ukv[k\lZkZk[kZk[k[k[reoZjZj[qZ(j(Z?jASHiIOViSYaiaYkjkZjTjOjOjOjZjZjZjZiZiYpZiZjZ(i*Y=i=NMiMNXjXYhpiYxjyZqOjOjYjZiXjXiOiYiYjZiYiY i!Y/i/Y8j8YHiJOUiUO\j\VfifOyj{ZjZjZjOjSjOiOj[i[iz~z56DDOOeg~npz{z~~z}#%*%*LKKKKNJ%IAKNrjOz*;)^I want a wife who will take care of my physical needs. I want a wife v,( will keep my house clean. A wife who will pick up after my children, a w( who will pick up after me. I want a wife who will keep my clothes cle:( ironed, mended, replaced when need be, and who will see to it that tny p( sonal things are kept in their proper place so that I can find what I need i( minute I need it. I want a wife who cooks the meals, a wife who is a good co( I wajit a wife who will plan the menus, do the necessary grocery shopping, p( pare the meals, serve them pleasantly, and then do the cleaning up while I( my studying. 1 want a wife who will care for me when I am sick and sympatr( with my pain and loss of time from school. I want a wife to go along when( family takes vacation so that someone can continue to care for me and( children when I need a rest and change of scene._ HIK <JF1_)*99LNXXccqq|| ')13;;GGQS`ars)):<MO^_ilst  56DEXYccnn||"$23DDPPjkyy  .044BB\\hh~  !))44EGOP^`qq||**89LOUW_`pr}}  #&-089AAOO`cikyz  24BE JJ[[cctt--DDWXhhww  $%33AAPRY[knxx%<+<+<+<+ <  <!7%@%+2;2+L;N+\<]+p;p ;,; <7A+<+<+;+C ;+;+ ; +;,;,9;9*P:Pc:d*r:s*;*;+;*;*;;;;*:5?*;*#:%*7:8H:HT;T*j:l;+;*;*:#;::;*:*:*:';':),:,"8;8"@:B'L:L'X;X'c:cu;w*;(:(;*:*:*B*A*A*AUeUeVeUeK e KeS"e#J6e8N?eAUSdTUcldUnenTyeyUeUeVeKeKeUeTlSeNeNeTeRdR)d+J=d>TLdOMVdWTcdcTmdmT}kUeUeUlTdTeTeUlJdUdT d TdT'd'T2d3TCdCQPdPQYcZImcnT|d~SdKdKdKdTdTdTdIdIdIdT d IdI'd'T>c>IQcSSacbQmcmJxdxJdJdTdTdTdJdJdSbSbx  }&&u11u::uCCUWef~tvuuy}vvv}}&&~..EHwOPs\Z~hh~qqt~~~~~s~{  {s,-~;;~EE~_`~np~s~~~~~ws~~~s)*~::wEEwLN}XX}aa~pp~ww~~~ss~~~##22::QSZ[gess|| %'::BBLM`aooxx-.<<DDXYfhvx **88@@JL^`pq&'55@@Y[ijxz!;;EEUW_`np~  *+>?MOaakk{|#$67GGQQaarr||       / />AH I\ ]kms s} }             ! . .6 6M M` br rz z             & &A BP PY Yo p             ) )2 2@ BT Ue eo ox z     &66#66 6 %&6'&6=6%?=?%O=Q%_5bh5j%}5}%5&6&6666%6%6%6%6%65#5#",6/658%R5S%a5ak5kv5t%5&6%5%5%6%65%6%65/4#5#,5,656$M4N$\5^$o5q"{5{"5%5%5%555%5"5"5%5$5$<$%5%$/5/$>5?G5H$Y5Z$l5n%|=|%6%66%6%6%6E`P_P_I_E _ PfM(_(M2_3OA_BET_UOb_cOn_nO{_{O_P`P`P`M`I_P`O_O_O _O_M,_,M6_8DK^LOY_\Me^eMr_rN|_~O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O _ O_O._.O:_:OH^JO[_[Oo^oMz_{H_O_P_O_M_M_O_O_O_O _O_O(^(E6_6EA^?OO^QO\_\Oi_iO_P`O`P`P`E`E`zosoo  zz%&z88zBBzYYolny{}zpppzzzooy  yz y./y:<wFFwPPy]_yqrnnznzzyzyy  nn  y*,y:;yIKy^^ymotot_^^^^ HIGC;IIldMsMMK K=5JDf_Fnt0<)$1 want a wife who will not bother me with rambling complaints aboi( wife's duties. But I want a wife who will listen to me when I feel the neec( explain a rather difficult point I have come across in my course of studies. /( I want a wife who will type my papers for me when 1 have written them.%A2%(*99LMWWccrr}}   #),46>>II\]nozz##:<CEOPbbnnyz45EHPQ_bii|~  (*:=FIOQ_`knrr  ""11<<RU[]iguu#&01?ASS__ijzz((42@APSZZeepp **33AAJJUVdeoq ,.>AGI\^hhqqyy  ""12@BMN^_ikuu~~--66GGTTYYcfpq22"2!2!22&2&!525!>2>!T1W^1_k1i!w1w!2"22!2!2!222222!8!092!@1@!J2J!d1f!t8t!~8~!9!2"9!2!1!221!2!1!2!*1, ;1; D2D![1\n1p!~2!22222!2"1!1!2!1! 1!)1,517A1C!P1R!d1do2oy2z2"2"2,1,1%$$$$CLO92F9<)I want a wife who will take care of the details of my social life. When( wife and I are invited out by my friends, I want a wife who will take care of( babysitting arrangements. When 1 meet people at school that I like and w( to entertain, I want a wife who will have the house clean, will prepare a s( cial meal, serve it to me and my friends, and not interrupt when 1 talk ab( things that interest me and my friends. I want a wife who will have arran;( that the children are fed and ready for bed before my guests arrive so that( children do not bother us. I want a wife who takes care of the needs of( guests so that they feel comfortable, who makes sure that they have an ashc( that they are passed the hors d'oeuvres, that they are offered a second help( of the food, that their wine glasses are replenished when necessary, that tr( coffee is served to them as they like it. And I want a wife who knows t( sometimes I need a night out by myself.HN(LAHLMB[B[K&['K6[8KJ[KIU[UI_[_Kn[nKx[xK\E[B[L\K[L[A[L[K[K[D"[$A,[.A5[5A@[@IKZLKZZ[@lZlJz[zJ[L[K[L[K[K[K[A[A[I[@ [ KZ@%[%@6[7KEZGIQZSKaZcDjZm@t[vL[K[L[A[A[L[LbK[L[K[L[E[K([*A1[1@=[=@DZGDN[PA\ZZKh[kWo[oB{[{B\A[L[L[L[vokvvvv%&j66j@@kIIkSSuabvmnu||oovwotvkkvvs  j((j9:uIIuRRullv{{kkvovvkukkkvu./uBCsMMsVVuddummvokuuvkvvv  ojj''j11s;<uJKj]^ukkuttvvvvvvkk #%/18:LM\\fftu $',,88Y[lo|~01ADJMZZeesu  ((22;;GGORXZjlzz  $&12<>LNUVikpp}}(&44@@UWjjzz01??JJ\^no$'.188CCSU`aop&(78@BHHTT^`mo||""01CDTT``z{ )*::FFXZjluu   !35CDWWcckkxx---- 4 -"-"---@-AP-Q[-[g,gn,p---------,,, 2,3D,DO,Oi,jx3x----,,,,(,,, , !,#1-2E,GP,P\,\j,ju,u--,-,,,-,,,"),,2,2>,>Q,R`,br+s------,22EW<VGWEVEVEV<!V#F1V1F;V;GIVK<]V`@gVi;pVr=WGWGWGWFVGVGVGV<V<VGV<V<$V$F2V3GFVF;WVW;aVaFlVmFzV}GW<VG]<V<VFWGV<V<VFV<V;!V!;2V4FAVC;OVMF]V^FjVkFxVxFVGVG]F]F]GVGVGVDVG X FVG"V#G.V.G:V<?CVDFUVVFdVdFnVnGyWzGWDVDV<VGVDVDVqfieeqp""p55eBBeRSpddppppqoeepmepp  pq'(p35{;;fJJfSSf``pvxqqnnppqieppp*+d>?oPPm\\mghowwepppppppppeen()e;=pKKpXXpjlpz|pepppee%&66??JJ]^mnxx !==IGWXcdnp~()9;IJTT]]ghyz  $$68FGWYhhpp   !/1@@IIXXderr||  ():;FGQQ[[kmst  ++55>?RSabqq{{&&//:<JLZ[lm(&77HIZ]bbmmxx23AALL[\cetu*,=@GISTghvw  +,78CDST__nnss(( ( (((!(!(')4(4B(BL'M[']h'hy&z( ( ((((( ((('('6'7A'AO(OY'Y m'm{(|/ ( (( ('(''"' ( '2'3 C'C Q(Q Y'Y h(h~((((((('' ''(4'4 H'HY'Y f(f w(x(((((''CRBRCRBR @R;RB9R:BHRIBSRS8^R^8gQg8rRrBRBSBR8R8RCRBRCR;RBX7R@#Q#@-R-B=R>CORP?[R[6cRc6tQuCYBSCSCYBRBR7R7RMRMR @b[HjNIL K4,K;]VLdHLMM /(H6YR'@Y;) 1 want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a. wife who makes 1<( passionately and eagerly when 1 feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I( satisfied. 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